Life is too short to be spamming people with crap. And besides, phone calls are much nicer.
HOWEVER, if you feel the need to contact me, you can use the contact form below. Before you do though, notice a couple of things.
- There are no adverts on my blog. This will not change. Just sayin’.
- Notice the lack of reviews? There’s a reason for this: I hate them. And it’s most likely you won’t like what I have to say about your product.
- If I REAAAALLY like something, I will become a sell-out whore and review it. Sometimes. Maybe.
- If you write to me making out you have “content fit for my blog”, I will name and shame you. Because you are lying.
- This ain’t no parent blogging blog. This is my “I got shit in my head and I’d like to let it out” blog.
- I like cameras and photography and porn and food and alcohol. I’ll review those, almost without question.
- I don’t have babies. Or toddlers.
- Spam me, and I will just as happily spam you right back.
- I genuinely don’t know what to do with a Press Release.
- Of course you can send me a freebie! How kind of you!! I probably won’t review it though.
- I’m a lovely person.
- I don’t like leaving a list on an odd number, unless it’s 3 or 5.
Wanna try your luck? Go for it! Here. Have a big welcoming grin to help you.